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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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