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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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