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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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