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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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