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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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