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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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