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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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