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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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