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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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