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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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