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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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