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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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