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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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