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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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