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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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