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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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