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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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