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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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