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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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