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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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