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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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