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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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