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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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