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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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