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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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