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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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