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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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