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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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