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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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