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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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