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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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