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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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