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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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