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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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