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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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