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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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