Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.