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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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