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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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