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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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