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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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