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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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