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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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