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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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