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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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