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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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