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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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