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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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