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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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