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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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