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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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