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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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