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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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