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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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