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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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