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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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