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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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