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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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