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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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