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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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