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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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