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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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