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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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